Saturday, March 28, 2009

America's Funniest Congressional Videos

Though America’s Funniest Home Videos’ prime has unfortunately passed, there is a channel devoted to running a live stream of bloopers and lapses of intelligence for most of the year. C-SPAN replaces the always funny clip of a blindfolded kid hitting his father below the belt with a bat instead of the unfortunate, colorful donkey with the hilarity of confused, mostly unintelligent elected officials in Washington D.C. proposing and arguing legislation to the best of their little ability.

When I learned that Congress would discuss the BCS system, I thought that the Onion had fooled me again, but I had underestimated the stupidity of our representatives. The decision of how NCAA Division I football crowns a champion should not be decided or even mentioned by the uninformed in D.C. The considerable biases and lack of knowledge would upset the whole decision process (sound familiar?). Also at a time where America faces two wars, an economic downturn, and countless other issues, the National Championship game participants are the least of my worries, unless Alabama gets screwed, then I’ll throw a huge fit.

Common sense aside, I want to see this happen. Not for any results per se, since there would be none anyway, but for what I mentioned before, the laughs. Charts and graphs that make no real sense, stories about programs (Utah) hurt by the current system, and the partisanship that would arise somehow would be a great watch and psyche me up for college football season. So I ask Congress to please help the country and all of late night television by attempting to fix how the BCS decides its national champion.*


*Seriously though, don't do this at all. Fix the economy, bring our troops home, and watch out for that dude in the White House.

Friday, March 13, 2009

So I Was Right, Maybe

In a previous post named "Iran into Bolivia", I predicted the growing importance of Bolivia due to their supply of Lithium, which is very important in the batteries for greener vehicles and other devices.

I also joked that other countries would buddy up with Bolivia's President Morales, and America would go a different route. This route would involve something similar to what we always do, supporting an opposition party and claiming the party in power was bad and evil.

Seems I may be right. Six month after our ambassador was kicked out of the country, another U.S. diplomat was escorted out due to the same reason, meeting and allegedly conspiring with the opposing party. Funny huh?

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Outsource Your Column, Please

The article I am responding to can be seen here: Outsourcing More Than Jobs

Groucho Marx once said, “From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.” The same thing happened to me with Jon Reed’s column, “Outsourcing more than jobs”, except that I actually read it.

Like a good Chuck Palahniuk book, I will start with the ending. Reed caps his rant on outsourcing by calling those who pick and choose “which ideals to export” hypocrites. This is funny considering that he begins the same article by stating what ideals “we Americans” export. Not among those listed is the free market system which promotes the use of this evil outsourcing. Does this make him a hypocrite since he actually selected ideals that we export without asking us? Or am I, like Reed, just asking a question and assuming you agree with me since I use the plural nominative similar to a French monarch who continually and stereotypically cries out, “We We!” Also, if you are wondering, Reed successfully utilized the plural nominative fifteen times in his, singular possessive, opinion.

Reed poses many questions, six to be exact, and idealistic points that left me as confused as Andre Smith when learning he actually needed to prepare for the NFL combine. He speaks of America bringing “other countries to ‘share’ our beliefs.” If forcing by military action or persuading through economic sanctions means the same as sharing, then I would have to agree.

The article also criticizes Americans who want to spread liberties, but at the same time support corporations who exploit workers overseas. First, not all Americans really promote spreading democratic ideals passively or aggressively. Second, the underpaid labor which Reed speaks of, without citing statistics, does not directly affect Americans. He later proposes a question asking what benefits we citizens obtain by improving labor conditions worldwide. Since Reed failed to answer, I will. Besides higher prices, we get nothing. This is why Secretary of State Hillary Clinton even acknowledged ignoring rights violations in China to stay focused on economic issues. Especially in times such as these, I suspect most Americans simply would rather have more money in their pockets than the knowledge that foreigners make above the previous minimum wage.

Reed then starts a pessimistic, mostly incorrect tirade. He points to the future “fruit-less job searching” for students. This does even not coincide with outsourcing, since our potential jobs will not involve menial labor. The ability for a country to send labor elsewhere pushes citizens into higher levels of work. It sucks that some lose jobs to other countries, but they are taken by a foreigner who Reed seemingly cares about anyway.

Another proposed question deals with where a company would rather build a factory if worker pay and treatment were forced to be the same. Reed, I assume, wants us to select Tuscaloosa over Malaysia, but he does not say unsurprisingly. There are so many factors involved in the decision that his question can’t even be answered anyway. What kind of company is it? What country is the company headquarters located in? Why are you even asking this question since you don’t even connect it to your opinion?

If the United States did go protectionist, others would just follow. Europe’s response to the later weakened portion of the stimulus bill that reeked of protectionism was not a nice and happy one. Companies like Mercedes Benz and Hyundai would not place factories in the United States, a type of outsourcing, if other countries followed this train of thought. I will not even go into the foreign relations problems we would encounter.

To answer the second to last question in the editorial, protectionism is not defending America from terrorism. That is national defense and just a game of semantics. Outsourcing actually defends America quite nicely be creating jobs, investment, and lifting those in poverty to not even consider terrorism and breed hate towards America.

Reed then finishes by spouting how our country was “founded on stopping tyranny” and how we need to stop the tyranny of corporations. What tyranny? If Reed means the tyranny of businesses in other countries, then it is the problem of those countries, but he does not even cite examples.

I, like most, would love everyone to have decent wages, low prices on goods, and democracies everywhere. That being said, the possibility of these desires happening is slim, especially in this horrid economic situation. Protectionism will not bring the world out of this crisis. It is certainly easy to bash outsourcing, but the unseen benefits it provides outweighs any of the harsh rhetoric it receives.