Thursday, April 16, 2009

Bolivia President Targeted.....called it

http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE53F5NH20090416?feedType=RSS&feedName=worldNews

"Bolivian security forces thwarted an assassination plot against President Evo Morales on Thursday"

America approved this, plain and simple. I called it before and I'll call it right now. We want Morales out and we want his country's lithium and I predict that the other industrial countries, excluding oil producers, would allow America to do as such.

I'll continue to update this story as it develops, mostly to prove myself a genius.




Article in which I discussed Bolivia: "Iran into Bolivia"

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The Ce-Real Life

Around the United States, hot political issues captivate citizens in an endless cycle of debate. Having so many problems leads to some slipping through undetected. I will address one that caused most of its damage on my generation, but this villain continues to push its hidden agenda on today's young ones. Children's cereal commercials use cartoons, slogans, and appealing tastes to lure kids into sneaking their product into the grocery cart so that their mother has to end up buying it once she notices the new addition during check out. Looking past the simple advertising reveals complex political opinions designed to settle into the minds of young viewers, only to hatch out later in life.

Two cereals actually clash in their pursuit to gain support on their ideas of transparency in government. Apple Jacks enjoys and agrees with the use of deceit. They mask their real product taste with their cunning title which leads some to ask, “Shouldn't they taste like apples?” These questioners symbolize the dissenters of government policies, locked in backward and traditional ways. The kids support the taste, responding “we just do” when asked why, an obvious endorsement for backing government no matter the use of ambiguous decrees or legislation. Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal, on the other hand, promotes openness in governing. Their commercials boast that anyone can easily notice the cinnamon in their breakfast treat. Claiming it as “the taste you can see,” Cinnamon Toast Crunch favors an honest government who allows all to be known and thus, gains a favorable rating from its citizens.

Other cereals find it necessary to shape the minds of children over economic classes and the use of lower taxes and programs such as social welfare. “Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids,” may seem like just another trivial slogan at first, but its deeper meaning ridicules the rich, the rabbit in the commercial. These advertisements act as if the kids, the less fortunate financially, have a right to the cereal, government aid. America’s future leaders do not need this blatant propaganda, no matter its stance politically, in between an episode of the “Suite Life with Zach and Cody.” I do give credit to one cereal for attempting to educate adolescents on the subject. Lucky Charms takes a more neutral stance over sharing the wealth. In their commercials, the Leprechaun, representing the rich, has to continually defend his lucky charms, his wealth, from the ever persistent children. Sometimes the kids, poorer individuals, succeed in the quest for more equality financially, but sometimes they don’t. This advertising campaign presents the ongoing tax struggle in society. I sincerely hope that children’s cereal use their unbridled power in a positive manner, but unfortunately, most fail to recognize or care about the harm their politically charged advertisements wreak.

Another topic that splits two competing children’s cereals is that of the acceptance of opinions deemed radical. Cocoa Puffs and Honeycomb Cereal promote a traditional stance towards non-mainstream viewpoints. Their symbols, a crazy bird and a fuzz ball respectively, play the part of the radicals themselves. Their hyper and irrational behavior derives from the absurd goodness of the two cereals, or the absurdity of the extreme beliefs. This turns children away from accepting new and unique ideas due to perceived notions of their advocates. Reese’s Cereal attempts to instruct kids that societal trends can be broken. If they want candy for breakfast, my god they can have it. With just one bite, they can be thrust into such great taste that they accept the revolutionary stance. No matter which brand presents the better case, the fact is that they do when they should just be selling their cereal.

I hope this in depth look into the hidden meanings of children’s cereal commercials provides a push for open discussions on such a controversial topic. At first it may not seem as important as other issues facing America, but it will linger and affect the future of our kids if nothing is done.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

PR's bad PR

The job of public relations agents is to create a positive attitude towards their client. They accomplish this in many different ways. If this is the case, and it certainly is, then why do I always receive a funny look, a discriminatory question concerning potential jobs in the area, or a critical remark when I say I am a PR major? Certainly those apt to change public views on issues could easily create a positive perception on their own occupation, but this is untrue.

PR majors face an abundance of mostly incorrect stereotypes on our campus. Yes there is a disproportionate amount of one demographic that concerns females and a certain type of organization with ancient letters. Many also believe that the classes are a joke and easy to pass. The considerable number of drop outs may disagree with this claim, and it probably didn’t help that the professor declared the course as one to weed out any unprepared students. Especially with our PR department being the second highest ranked in the nation, I doubt it just gives out high grades to students.

Those who ask me what I can do with a PR major act as if there isn’t a single public relations job in the world. I am deeply sorry that there are no jobs specifically named public relations and that society fails to notice the effect of such professionals. No other major that I know of receives this scrutiny and judgment right after announcing their focus of their collegiate studies which they probably took a good bit of time to decide on. I don’t respond to history majors by telling them that a time machine is the only way they could be useful. I don’t tell math majors about China and India or the invention of the calculator. I don’t even give journalism majors a hard time about how newspapers will die in a few years. I hope these incorrect, five second judgments show how stupid the sly comments toward PR majors happen to be.

Now to answer what I can actually do outside of school, and I’ll even gear it towards other majors. Doctors will always have jobs, but universal healthcare would take their pay check and basically tear it up. If they only had someone to represent their cause and lobby against it, this could be avoided. Oh my, I might be able to help with that. Science majors love to put themselves on a pedestal since their majors sound difficult and contain more than four syllables. I and other public relations majors can assist you guys as well, though the China and India theory of killing this profession applies here as well. If someone were to cure cancer, he or she and the company involved would need help with the media and all other publicity events. Also, if a report showed that the same individual used animals for testing or any other unethical practices, it would certainly help to have a qualified person mounting a public defense. Lobbying also could help those involved with science in that the government sometimes, actually always, needs a push to fund research and technology. Future politicians and businesses owners usually don’t need reminding on how public relations makes and saves their careers. Any news article concerning a business or politician in a favorable light probably came from the pen of a public relations practitioner.

Now please stop giving those who study public relations a hard time. Until you actually take a course in the department or even know what public relations is, please don’t take the time to judge it.